Kevin Costner, as "Crash Davis" in the film Bull Durham, delivers one helluva' manifesto on behalf of all men. Although some of us prefer bourbon to scotch....potato puhtahto.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8W8GGdD6pc&feature=player_embedded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8W8GGdD6pc&feature=player_embedded